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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
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Only those with invincible power can control the world, its time for the G.I Joe team to race against the MARS troop before they unleash a great evil into the world.
Only those with invincible power can control the world, its time for the G.I Joe team to race against the MARS troop before they unleash a great evil into the world.
Actors:
Mary Scanlon,
Americus Abesamis,
Fahim Fazli,
Tom Ohmer,
Brandon Soo Hoo,
Arnold Vosloo,
Saïd Taghmaoui
Mary Scanlon
Americus Abesamis
18 April 1971, Jersey City, New Jersey, USA
Fahim Fazli
30 May 1966, Kabul, Afghanistan
Tom Ohmer
25 May 1956, Birmingham, Michigan, USA
Brandon Soo Hoo
2 November 1995, Pasadena, California, USA
Arnold Vosloo
16 June 1962, Pretoria, South Africa
Saïd Taghmaoui
19 July 1973, Villepinte, Seine-Saint-Denis, France
Country:
United States
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June 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
April 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
August 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.
April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
August 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.
March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
Miami Herald
August 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.
August 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
August 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.
New York Times
August 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.