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Machete Kills

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“Machete Kills” will continue revolves around the main character Machete, who would receive orders from the President hunting a drug trafficking boss who is threatening the United States by an extremely dangerous nuclear attack plot…
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Consequence of Sound
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September 03, 2015

Everything looks artificial and achieved in post-production. Every shortcut is met to save money on budget and time.
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Epoch Times
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June 07, 2016

Maybe... 'neo-grindhouse' has become a 'genre' because Tarantino's Midas touch turned grindhouse into ... art? Grindhouse sort of sounds like 'art house.' On the other hand-nah.
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RogerEbert.com
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October 11, 2013

A self-aware exploitation picture that winks as it picks your pocket.
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eFilmCritic.com
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July 15, 2015

Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal.
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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October 11, 2013

When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
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The Film Stage
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June 23, 2016

Bigger, more ambitious, and more raucous, Machete Kills stands as a film that proves more can, sometimes, be less.
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Philadelphia Inquirer
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October 15, 2013

Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
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Cinemixtape
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April 15, 2016

The stunt casting is so poorly realized that actors pop in and out of the film at random, the story apparently stitched together according to actors' schedules.
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Detroit News
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October 11, 2013

"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
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Junkee
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October 27, 2015

"Machete will return in: Machete Kills!" boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody. Three years later, we're reminded that it was a threat, not a promise.
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ReelViews
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October 11, 2013

Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
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Newark Star-Ledger
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October 11, 2013

Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
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